Thursday, December 29, 2005

Funny Quotes 2

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

  • Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

  • C++: where friends have access to your private stuff.

  • C++; /* this makes C bigger but still returns the old value */

  • bug, n: An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect. The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed

  • If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
in ghesmatesh khoda bod vaghan hamine ke migi..:(((((((