Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Funny Quotes

  • I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers. (این مخصوص برای اونایی که ممکنه بخوان سوار ماشین من شن:D)

  • Yeah, Windows is great... with out it, how the hell would I download Linux?

  • Which is worse: Ignorance or Apathy? I don't know and I don't care!

  • In God we Trust -- all others must use a Digital Certificate.

  • Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate.

  • As a systems admin never say "Ooops!", instead say "Hmmm, interesting!".

  • Don't steal. The government hates competition.

  • Keyboard not found. Press F1 to RESUME

  • When Roman engineers built a bridge, they had to stand under it while the first legion marched across. I am very happy that it is not the case for programmers.

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